Post by stars in the sky on Apr 10, 2005 17:51:50 GMT -5
I've stumbled upon two great Wicked parodies...
Broadway Abridged (http://www.broadwayabridged.com/scripts/wicked.shtml):
GIANT TALKING HEAD: (menacingly) Who goes there?
IDINA MENZEL: It is I, Idina Menzel.
GIANT TALKING HEAD:The gay chick from Rent?
Oh how wicked, which someone posted in a different thread here (http://www.geocities.com/scchinadoll/ohhowwicked.html):
Boq: Kristin, I love you.
Kristin: Doesn’t everybody?
Boq: No I mean romantically.
Kristin: Oh boy. Please, you’re a munchkin.
Boq: That shouldn’t be a problem.
Kristin: What do you mean?
Boq: Kristin, I know you don’t want to hear this but someone has to say it- you’re a midget.
Kristin: In stature, in stature only.
(Norbert Leo Butz enters as Fiyero.)
Producers: Shit! We forgot to add the White Pants to the cast list.
(They frantically type up a biography for the White Pants that they pass out to the audience. It is as follows)
White Pants- Broadway debut. They were designed and sewed by Susan Hilferty and joined the cast of Wicked during dress rehearsals. Their omission from the Tony nominations will be a travesty. They would like to thank their agent because thanks to him they are now closer to the Butt of Butz.
I'm still trying to find a transcript of the Forbidden Broadway version of our show, seeing as I lack the funding for the actual CD or, for that matter, tickets.
Broadway Abridged (http://www.broadwayabridged.com/scripts/wicked.shtml):
GIANT TALKING HEAD: (menacingly) Who goes there?
IDINA MENZEL: It is I, Idina Menzel.
GIANT TALKING HEAD:The gay chick from Rent?
Oh how wicked, which someone posted in a different thread here (http://www.geocities.com/scchinadoll/ohhowwicked.html):
Boq: Kristin, I love you.
Kristin: Doesn’t everybody?
Boq: No I mean romantically.
Kristin: Oh boy. Please, you’re a munchkin.
Boq: That shouldn’t be a problem.
Kristin: What do you mean?
Boq: Kristin, I know you don’t want to hear this but someone has to say it- you’re a midget.
Kristin: In stature, in stature only.
(Norbert Leo Butz enters as Fiyero.)
Producers: Shit! We forgot to add the White Pants to the cast list.
(They frantically type up a biography for the White Pants that they pass out to the audience. It is as follows)
White Pants- Broadway debut. They were designed and sewed by Susan Hilferty and joined the cast of Wicked during dress rehearsals. Their omission from the Tony nominations will be a travesty. They would like to thank their agent because thanks to him they are now closer to the Butt of Butz.
I'm still trying to find a transcript of the Forbidden Broadway version of our show, seeing as I lack the funding for the actual CD or, for that matter, tickets.
