Limericks

[gypsy]

Jeni and I got bored in lunch today and decided to write some limericks. Well, I decided to write limericks and read them to her. They're really stupid and I'm only puttin gthem up because they're Wicked-related. Don't laugh too hard at them...or me. ^_^
-gyps

There once was a girl who was green
Who had a friend who was popular and mean
They thought they were cool
Because they went to school
So they took showers so they could get clean.

Galinda doesn't like to think
Except about things that are pink
But she was taken aback
When the new pink was black
She's not so tall, so I hope she won't shrink.

Elphaba's man is so swankified
She can tell by the look in his eyes
He isn't green
But very lean
*So she went in a trapdoor to hide.*

[GlindaGirl23]

Hehe cool i just saw this I'm not really sure if this is a good lymeric at all, but I've been seeing pple do their own Wicked lines
and such I thought of one: "You will be popular if you do things out of the goodness of your heart."

[kate238]

Yay! I love limericks!

A hideodeous hat black as ink
As a gift, I must say, has to stink
But Glinda gave it away
To a friend one day
Then found out that black's this year's pink!

Dr. Dillamond was an Animal who was tame
Galinda never thought they were the same
But when the goat died
Galinda cried
And dropped a syllable out of her name.


"Let's get this over with quick,
I was born green and I'm not seasick.
I didn't eat grass
And its quite rude to ask.
So kindly, stop staring at me, Biq."

[StageFiyero]

ROFL!!! Those are HILARIOUS!! I especially love Dillamond and hat limericks.

[Popular Glinda]

Fiyero is horribly hot
And Boq thinks of himself as, well, not
They both have a crush
On the blonde girl in pink blush
And Morrible has a robot

(I couldn't think of anything else for the last line hehe)

The Wizard is not all that grand
But the Ozians just don't understand
He came in a balloon's basket
And, no matter how often he'll ask it
No one will lend him a hand

Grommetik is a tiktok
Whenever he's seen, someone wants to sock
That dumb copper beast
That students like least
And Elphaba has a simple frock

Hehe, writing limericks are the new fad!

First there were Chia Pets, then N SYNC, now Wicked Limericks. The youth of America, folks. Hehe!

[kate238]

Gypsy, you have started something. Now I can't stop with the Wicked limericks...Here are my new ones:

WARNING: SPOILERS GALORE ;D

Funny what a twister can bring:
A regime change and the end of a fling.
With Elphaba shushed
And Nessarose smushed,
*Morrible grinned and said "Weather's my thing."*

Though her powers were worthy of awe
One of Elphaba's spells had a flaw
Yero, safe from harm
*Ended up on a farm.
Elfie's boyfriend was made out of straw!*

Try as you might you can't change her,
Melena doesn't care about danger
Though her story is scary
It reminds us to be wary:
Never take green elixir from a stranger!

Although you might loathe your new roomie
If she's always green, grumpy, and gloomy
One day, you'll see
She'll defy gravity
And invite you to ride on her broomie. ;D

[ElphieatShiz]

llam, I like that last one! "Broomie". But it works and makes a great limerick.

[VivaTaquitos]

I'm seriously on the floor. These are awesome! But now it's my turn!!

These are a bit odd, soo.....


Fiyero should rap on a CD,
And make friends with D 12 or 50.
Well, we always see him kick it,
For he's the pimp of Wicked
And, like Elphie, his prize will be green.

We were walking on the Avenue one day
And saw Glinda spending away.
I asked, "Where's your bubble?
Won't you get in trouble?"
She pointed, "The theatre's *that* way!"

It's said they arrested Morrible,
For, you see, her style sense is horrible.
Joan Rivers made the call,
*coughs* She knows her fashion, after all,
After this ordeal, she's gonna be sorrible.

Elphaba had the blues
Ever since 'Pigtails' stole Nessa's shoes.
Even though her toes reeked,
And had Athelete's feet,
But hey, with rubies, you have nothing to lose!!!

This one may contain the slightest (well, not really) bit of spoilers, so just to have you warned...

When Fiyero's straw heart sunk,
He went into town to get drunk.
Into the pub he dashed in,
Saw Elphaba there with Ashton,
And she said to him, "You've been Punk'd!!!"
Yeah, they sucked, but hey, they cracked me up!!!

[kate238]

Hahaha...I love the Punk'd one!

That's all I have to say for now...my creativity got used up with earlier limericks. ;D

[youcantpullmedown]

kate238 said:

Although you might loathe your new roomie
If she's always green, grumpy, and gloomy
One day, you'll see
She'll defy gravity
And invite you to ride on her broomie. ;D

I couldn't resist when I read these limmericks, but they screamed "Icons!" to me.



I hope you don't mind
~Amanda

[FaeAtShiz]

That's a cute idea! Now everyone should make icons about limericks. I love it!

[kate238]

youcantpullmedown said:

I couldn't resist when I read these limmericks, but they screamed "Icons!" to me.



I hope you don't mind
~Amanda

EEeek!! No, I don't mind! I LOVE it! I never thought about it as an icon and, even if I had, I wouldn't have been able to make it so pretty!
Is it alright if I use it? I'll credit both of us. ;D

[youcantpullmedown]

Sure, you can use it! Can I make any more?

[kate238]

oooh, thank you! I really love it. You are certainly welcome to use any of the limericks I've posted to make more, if you want, and I will try and think of others, cause I LOVE the limericks to icons idea. Thanks again! ;D

BTW: I've been meaning to tell you that I ADORE your sig.

[youcantpullmedown]

kate238 said:

BTW: I've been meaning to tell you that I ADORE your sig.

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Thanx!

And I made another one, and you can have it if you want (I borrowed some of the frames from my icon at the left):


I make some more later
~Amanda