Three Word Storry!

[emeraldroad]

"Oh well" said

[imperfectly_green]

Elphaba.
The End.

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See "Three Word Story, Number Two!"

[I Will Be Popular]

Elphaba and Fiyero were going flying above Munchkin country, and they saw a dark cloud on the horizon that was moving towards them quickly.

“Hmmmm…” thought Fiyero.

“What?” replied Elphaba.

“The cloud is changing into a flying elephant/monkey and coming near the ground.”

“Oh,” said Elphaba, confused. “Maybe if I try to use my magic powers it will turn into a pebble.” So she tried, but nothing happened, and she said, “What is happening…It didn’t work!”

She felt really scared because it didn’t work, so Fiyero said, “Just fly towards the sun, and you just go to the left and through the woods to Neverland, where Johnny Depp is."

"Why? He's ugly."

"Yes, but maybe he can help!"

Elphaba considered this. "I though he did not have any magic powers?"

"But he does! They're really cool! He can do anything with rum; he loves to use his magic. Plus he's got a super sweet ice cream cone that will absorb all marshmallows and flying elephant/monkeys.”

"Problem solved!" said Elphaba. "Now what will we do?"

"Second star to the right, and straight on ‘til morning! Let's go!”

And off they flew to find Johnny Depp. But they soon discovered that he didn't like rum anymore. "Oh No!" said Fiyero. "But could vodka do the trick with him?"

"What about Budweiser?!" screamed Elphaba. "Pink goes good with green and purple!"

"That's the spirit!" yelled Depp, appearing in an expensive suit. "Well, let's get on with ruining all of the flying elephant/monkey's evil plans!"

"What now ya'll?" yelled Jack as Elphaba quickly flew along with Fiyero to find the flying elephant/monkey while wearing many flying muffins.

Johnny Depp exclaimed, "We have to quickly destroy it! CHARGE!!!!"

"Bring the drinks!" said a deranged beer company spokesman, who randomly appeared.

Ignoring the deranged beer company spokesman who randomly appeared, the three found Glinda floating in a very silent grape scented bubble made of bubblegum. "Hi guys!" Glinda cried, accidentally popping the bubble which made everyone sticky.

Glinda fell into a large boot resting in Depp's magic invisible closet he took everywhere. They always wondered why he did it. He didn't know why he took it with him. The elephant exploded.

"Guess that's why," Johnny Depp exclaimed, “I always carry such useful things.”

"Problem solved!" said Elphaba again. But Fiyero fell into a pile of elephant/monkey guts.

"Eew!" squealed Glinda.

"That's very nasty!" Depp whined as he drank some vodka. "That's that!"

"Oh well" said Elphaba.

The End.

[nessa_blue]

no cried Elphaba