Three Word Story, Version 2.0

[DefyingGravity12]

Once, at Shiz, a weird Monkey suggested Animals should always wear a pink fuzzy tutu! The Animals thought very little of the crazy Monkey's dress code, so they all danced, teasing the Monkey. But Elphaba saw some sense in another Monkey wearing pink fuzzy mittens.

And she said, "A cute little set of mittens might be nice for killing bugs."

The Monkeys, however, disagreed with Elphaba, preferring instead to just wear nothing. They snatched her frock and put it on fire. Embarrassed, Elphaba noticed Fiyero watching her. He laughed and lent her his rather frilly boxers. She was even polite enough to starch them afterwards, but first she had to go buy a new black frock. Unfortunately, she only could buy a pink Galinda-ish dress with shiny glitter all over it.

Fiyero thought it would be funny if Elphaba's hair changed to match the pink dress. Elphaba wasn't really thrilled about the idea, but love didn't matter, even Fiyero's love, when faced with a glittery pink dress. So, after smashing the monkey's head with her broom, she told Fiyero, "Go buy me a plain frock and I'll stop smashing everything." But there was no way Fiyero would obey Elphaba when his life was in the hands of a little clothing dispute; Glinda would have to buy Elphie another frock, but she bought a parasol to whack people while belting Popular. Maybe she could find a magic changing frock to suit Elphie. "Let's get started," Glinda said. "This purple and yellow frock looks nice."

"It's too expensive," Elphaba complained. "Just get a sack of potatoes and some shoes that'll be heavy enough to flatten the rude, weird monkeys!"

"Okay, okay. Geez!"

But Galinda had already bought the gaudy, colorful frock. So Elphaba whacked Glinda's bubble, which popped and disintegrated. Glinda fell into a deep trance while singing Popular. "Proper boys...talk...it's no use! Elphaba....never...popular!!!"

Elphaba, deeply offended by Galinda's annoying squeaky drawl, gagged her and placed a sock in Galinda's mouth. "There! Eat that, you ugly frock-buying wench!" Elphaba changed the frock into anti-Galinda newsletters and "Attack Galinda" banners adorned Shiz's halls.
Soon, Glinda was set upon by a mad monkey mob, holding flaming torches. Galinda screamed she would have her dearingest darlingest Momsie come and save the day. But when Momsie flew to Shiz, she joined the ever-rebellious protesters and forced Glinda to dance a pretentious jig with Boq. Nessa, jealous, insanely cried out, "Just the girl who has no smarts or wisdom, attack her only!" So Boq stepped outside and he started eating shrubs because he's omnivorous. "Biq!" Glinda wailed. "Nessa's gone crazy! Wear her dress!" Although the combat was intensified, Boq, Tibbett, and Crope bravely ran away and saw Avaric dance a jig with Shen Shen.

"Stop them!" cried Boq. Avaric just decided to ignore Boq's helpless cries and giggle girlishly. Everyone thought he was an arse. Boq, looking quite mortified, jumped over the harvest moon. Elphaba simply gazed as Fiyero fell from the sky into Glinda's arms.

Shocked, Elphie cast a no-touch-men spell on Glinda to prevent Fiyero from going directly into...

[skullbank]

Once, at Shiz, a weird Monkey suggested Animals should always wear a pink fuzzy tutu! The Animals thought very little of the crazy Monkey's dress code, so they all danced, teasing the Monkey. But Elphaba saw some sense in another Monkey wearing pink fuzzy mittens.

And she said, "A cute little set of mittens might be nice for killing bugs."

The Monkeys, however, disagreed with Elphaba, preferring instead to just wear nothing. They snatched her frock and put it on fire. Embarrassed, Elphaba noticed Fiyero watching her. He laughed and lent her his rather frilly boxers. She was even polite enough to starch them afterwards, but first she had to go buy a new black frock. Unfortunately, she only could buy a pink Galinda-ish dress with shiny glitter all over it.

Fiyero thought it would be funny if Elphaba's hair changed to match the pink dress. Elphaba wasn't really thrilled about the idea, but love didn't matter, even Fiyero's love, when faced with a glittery pink dress. So, after smashing the monkey's head with her broom, she told Fiyero, "Go buy me a plain frock and I'll stop smashing everything." But there was no way Fiyero would obey Elphaba when his life was in the hands of a little clothing dispute; Glinda would have to buy Elphie another frock, but she bought a parasol to whack people while belting Popular. Maybe she could find a magic changing frock to suit Elphie. "Let's get started," Glinda said. "This purple and yellow frock looks nice."

"It's too expensive," Elphaba complained. "Just get a sack of potatoes and some shoes that'll be heavy enough to flatten the rude, weird monkeys!"

"Okay, okay. Geez!"

But Galinda had already bought the gaudy, colorful frock. So Elphaba whacked Glinda's bubble, which popped and disintegrated. Glinda fell into a deep trance while singing Popular. "Proper boys...talk...it's no use! Elphaba....never...popular!!!"

Elphaba, deeply offended by Galinda's annoying squeaky drawl, gagged her and placed a sock in Galinda's mouth. "There! Eat that, you ugly frock-buying wench!" Elphaba changed the frock into anti-Galinda newsletters and "Attack Galinda" banners adorned Shiz's halls.
Soon, Glinda was set upon by a mad monkey mob, holding flaming torches. Galinda screamed she would have her dearingest darlingest Momsie come and save the day. But when Momsie flew to Shiz, she joined the ever-rebellious protesters and forced Glinda to dance a pretentious jig with Boq. Nessa, jealous, insanely cried out, "Just the girl who has no smarts or wisdom, attack her only!" So Boq stepped outside and he started eating shrubs because he's omnivorous. "Biq!" Glinda wailed. "Nessa's gone crazy! Wear her dress!" Although the combat was intensified, Boq, Tibbett, and Crope bravely ran away and saw Avaric dance a jig with Shen Shen.

"Stop them!" cried Boq. Avaric just decided to ignore Boq's helpless cries and giggle girlishly. Everyone thought he was an arse. Boq, looking quite mortified, jumped over the harvest moon. Elphaba simply gazed as Fiyero fell from the sky into Glinda's arms.

Shocked, Elphie cast a no-touch-men spell on Glinda to prevent Fiyero from going directly into her jello salad.

[emeraldroad]

Once, at Shiz, a weird Monkey suggested Animals should always wear a pink fuzzy tutu! The Animals thought very little of the crazy Monkey's dress code, so they all danced, teasing the Monkey. But Elphaba saw some sense in another Monkey wearing pink fuzzy mittens.

And she said, "A cute little set of mittens might be nice for killing bugs."

The Monkeys, however, disagreed with Elphaba, preferring instead to just wear nothing. They snatched her frock and put it on fire. Embarrassed, Elphaba noticed Fiyero watching her. He laughed and lent her his rather frilly boxers. She was even polite enough to starch them afterwards, but first she had to go buy a new black frock. Unfortunately, she only could buy a pink Galinda-ish dress with shiny glitter all over it.

Fiyero thought it would be funny if Elphaba's hair changed to match the pink dress. Elphaba wasn't really thrilled about the idea, but love didn't matter, even Fiyero's love, when faced with a glittery pink dress. So, after smashing the monkey's head with her broom, she told Fiyero, "Go buy me a plain frock and I'll stop smashing everything." But there was no way Fiyero would obey Elphaba when his life was in the hands of a little clothing dispute; Glinda would have to buy Elphie another frock, but she bought a parasol to whack people while belting Popular. Maybe she could find a magic changing frock to suit Elphie. "Let's get started," Glinda said. "This purple and yellow frock looks nice."

"It's too expensive," Elphaba complained. "Just get a sack of potatoes and some shoes that'll be heavy enough to flatten the rude, weird monkeys!"

"Okay, okay. Geez!"

But Galinda had already bought the gaudy, colorful frock. So Elphaba whacked Glinda's bubble, which popped and disintegrated. Glinda fell into a deep trance while singing Popular. "Proper boys...talk...it's no use! Elphaba....never...popular!!!"

Elphaba, deeply offended by Galinda's annoying squeaky drawl, gagged her and placed a sock in Galinda's mouth. "There! Eat that, you ugly frock-buying wench!" Elphaba changed the frock into anti-Galinda newsletters and "Attack Galinda" banners adorned Shiz's halls.
Soon, Glinda was set upon by a mad monkey mob, holding flaming torches. Galinda screamed she would have her dearingest darlingest Momsie come and save the day. But when Momsie flew to Shiz, she joined the ever-rebellious protesters and forced Glinda to dance a pretentious jig with Boq. Nessa, jealous, insanely cried out, "Just the girl who has no smarts or wisdom, attack her only!" So Boq stepped outside and he started eating shrubs because he's omnivorous. "Biq!" Glinda wailed. "Nessa's gone crazy! Wear her dress!" Although the combat was intensified, Boq, Tibbett, and Crope bravely ran away and saw Avaric dance a jig with Shen Shen.

"Stop them!" cried Boq. Avaric just decided to ignore Boq's helpless cries and giggle girlishly. Everyone thought he was an arse. Boq, looking quite mortified, jumped over the harvest moon. Elphaba simply gazed as Fiyero fell from the sky into Glinda's arms.

Shocked, Elphie cast a no-touch-men spell on Glinda to prevent Fiyero from going directly into her jello salad. Fiyero bounced off

[I Will Be Popular]

Once, at Shiz, a weird Monkey suggested Animals should always wear a pink fuzzy tutu! The Animals thought very little of the crazy Monkey's dress code, so they all danced, teasing the Monkey. But Elphaba saw some sense in another Monkey wearing pink fuzzy mittens.

And she said, "A cute little set of mittens might be nice for killing bugs."

The Monkeys, however, disagreed with Elphaba, preferring instead to just wear nothing. They snatched her frock and put it on fire. Embarrassed, Elphaba noticed Fiyero watching her. He laughed and lent her his rather frilly boxers. She was even polite enough to starch them afterwards, but first she had to go buy a new black frock. Unfortunately, she only could buy a pink Galinda-ish dress with shiny glitter all over it.

Fiyero thought it would be funny if Elphaba's hair changed to match the pink dress. Elphaba wasn't really thrilled about the idea, but love didn't matter, even Fiyero's love, when faced with a glittery pink dress. So, after smashing the monkey's head with her broom, she told Fiyero, "Go buy me a plain frock and I'll stop smashing everything." But there was no way Fiyero would obey Elphaba when his life was in the hands of a little clothing dispute; Glinda would have to buy Elphie another frock, but she bought a parasol to whack people while belting Popular. Maybe she could find a magic changing frock to suit Elphie. "Let's get started," Glinda said. "This purple and yellow frock looks nice."

"It's too expensive," Elphaba complained. "Just get a sack of potatoes and some shoes that'll be heavy enough to flatten the rude, weird monkeys!"

"Okay, okay. Geez!"

But Galinda had already bought the gaudy, colorful frock. So Elphaba whacked Glinda's bubble, which popped and disintegrated. Glinda fell into a deep trance while singing Popular. "Proper boys...talk...it's no use! Elphaba....never...popular!!!"

Elphaba, deeply offended by Galinda's annoying squeaky drawl, gagged her and placed a sock in Galinda's mouth. "There! Eat that, you ugly frock-buying wench!" Elphaba changed the frock into anti-Galinda newsletters and "Attack Galinda" banners adorned Shiz's halls.
Soon, Glinda was set upon by a mad monkey mob, holding flaming torches. Galinda screamed she would have her dearingest darlingest Momsie come and save the day. But when Momsie flew to Shiz, she joined the ever-rebellious protesters and forced Glinda to dance a pretentious jig with Boq. Nessa, jealous, insanely cried out, "Just the girl who has no smarts or wisdom, attack her only!" So Boq stepped outside and he started eating shrubs because he's omnivorous. "Biq!" Glinda wailed. "Nessa's gone crazy! Wear her dress!" Although the combat was intensified, Boq, Tibbett, and Crope bravely ran away and saw Avaric dance a jig with Shen Shen.

"Stop them!" cried Boq. Avaric just decided to ignore Boq's helpless cries and giggle girlishly. Everyone thought he was an arse. Boq, looking quite mortified, jumped over the harvest moon. Elphaba simply gazed as Fiyero fell from the sky into Glinda's arms.

Shocked, Elphie cast a no-touch-men spell on Glinda to prevent Fiyero from going directly into her jello salad. Fiyero bounced off Glinda's bubble and

[skullbank]

Once, at Shiz, a weird Monkey suggested Animals should always wear a pink fuzzy tutu! The Animals thought very little of the crazy Monkey's dress code, so they all danced, teasing the Monkey. But Elphaba saw some sense in another Monkey wearing pink fuzzy mittens.

And she said, "A cute little set of mittens might be nice for killing bugs."

The Monkeys, however, disagreed with Elphaba, preferring instead to just wear nothing. They snatched her frock and put it on fire. Embarrassed, Elphaba noticed Fiyero watching her. He laughed and lent her his rather frilly boxers. She was even polite enough to starch them afterwards, but first she had to go buy a new black frock. Unfortunately, she only could buy a pink Galinda-ish dress with shiny glitter all over it.

Fiyero thought it would be funny if Elphaba's hair changed to match the pink dress. Elphaba wasn't really thrilled about the idea, but love didn't matter, even Fiyero's love, when faced with a glittery pink dress. So, after smashing the monkey's head with her broom, she told Fiyero, "Go buy me a plain frock and I'll stop smashing everything." But there was no way Fiyero would obey Elphaba when his life was in the hands of a little clothing dispute; Glinda would have to buy Elphie another frock, but she bought a parasol to whack people while belting Popular. Maybe she could find a magic changing frock to suit Elphie. "Let's get started," Glinda said. "This purple and yellow frock looks nice."

"It's too expensive," Elphaba complained. "Just get a sack of potatoes and some shoes that'll be heavy enough to flatten the rude, weird monkeys!"

"Okay, okay. Geez!"

But Galinda had already bought the gaudy, colorful frock. So Elphaba whacked Glinda's bubble, which popped and disintegrated. Glinda fell into a deep trance while singing Popular. "Proper boys...talk...it's no use! Elphaba....never...popular!!!"

Elphaba, deeply offended by Galinda's annoying squeaky drawl, gagged her and placed a sock in Galinda's mouth. "There! Eat that, you ugly frock-buying wench!" Elphaba changed the frock into anti-Galinda newsletters and "Attack Galinda" banners adorned Shiz's halls.
Soon, Glinda was set upon by a mad monkey mob, holding flaming torches. Galinda screamed she would have her dearingest darlingest Momsie come and save the day. But when Momsie flew to Shiz, she joined the ever-rebellious protesters and forced Glinda to dance a pretentious jig with Boq. Nessa, jealous, insanely cried out, "Just the girl who has no smarts or wisdom, attack her only!" So Boq stepped outside and he started eating shrubs because he's omnivorous. "Biq!" Glinda wailed. "Nessa's gone crazy! Wear her dress!" Although the combat was intensified, Boq, Tibbett, and Crope bravely ran away and saw Avaric dance a jig with Shen Shen.

"Stop them!" cried Boq. Avaric just decided to ignore Boq's helpless cries and giggle girlishly. Everyone thought he was an arse. Boq, looking quite mortified, jumped over the harvest moon. Elphaba simply gazed as Fiyero fell from the sky into Glinda's arms.

Shocked, Elphie cast a no-touch-men spell on Glinda to prevent Fiyero from going directly into her jello salad. Fiyero bounced off Glinda's bubble and stepped on a

[DefyingGravity12]

Once, at Shiz, a weird Monkey suggested Animals should always wear a pink fuzzy tutu! The Animals thought very little of the crazy Monkey's dress code, so they all danced, teasing the Monkey. But Elphaba saw some sense in another Monkey wearing pink fuzzy mittens.

And she said, "A cute little set of mittens might be nice for killing bugs."

The Monkeys, however, disagreed with Elphaba, preferring instead to just wear nothing. They snatched her frock and put it on fire. Embarrassed, Elphaba noticed Fiyero watching her. He laughed and lent her his rather frilly boxers. She was even polite enough to starch them afterwards, but first she had to go buy a new black frock. Unfortunately, she only could buy a pink Galinda-ish dress with shiny glitter all over it.

Fiyero thought it would be funny if Elphaba's hair changed to match the pink dress. Elphaba wasn't really thrilled about the idea, but love didn't matter, even Fiyero's love, when faced with a glittery pink dress. So, after smashing the monkey's head with her broom, she told Fiyero, "Go buy me a plain frock and I'll stop smashing everything." But there was no way Fiyero would obey Elphaba when his life was in the hands of a little clothing dispute; Glinda would have to buy Elphie another frock, but she bought a parasol to whack people while belting Popular. Maybe she could find a magic changing frock to suit Elphie. "Let's get started," Glinda said. "This purple and yellow frock looks nice."

"It's too expensive," Elphaba complained. "Just get a sack of potatoes and some shoes that'll be heavy enough to flatten the rude, weird monkeys!"

"Okay, okay. Geez!"

But Galinda had already bought the gaudy, colorful frock. So Elphaba whacked Glinda's bubble, which popped and disintegrated. Glinda fell into a deep trance while singing Popular. "Proper boys...talk...it's no use! Elphaba....never...popular!!!"

Elphaba, deeply offended by Galinda's annoying squeaky drawl, gagged her and placed a sock in Galinda's mouth. "There! Eat that, you ugly frock-buying wench!" Elphaba changed the frock into anti-Galinda newsletters and "Attack Galinda" banners adorned Shiz's halls.
Soon, Glinda was set upon by a mad monkey mob, holding flaming torches. Galinda screamed she would have her dearingest darlingest Momsie come and save the day. But when Momsie flew to Shiz, she joined the ever-rebellious protesters and forced Glinda to dance a pretentious jig with Boq. Nessa, jealous, insanely cried out, "Just the girl who has no smarts or wisdom, attack her only!" So Boq stepped outside and he started eating shrubs because he's omnivorous. "Biq!" Glinda wailed. "Nessa's gone crazy! Wear her dress!" Although the combat was intensified, Boq, Tibbett, and Crope bravely ran away and saw Avaric dance a jig with Shen Shen.

"Stop them!" cried Boq. Avaric just decided to ignore Boq's helpless cries and giggle girlishly. Everyone thought he was an arse. Boq, looking quite mortified, jumped over the harvest moon. Elphaba simply gazed as Fiyero fell from the sky into Glinda's arms.

Shocked, Elphie cast a no-touch-men spell on Glinda to prevent Fiyero from going directly into her jello salad. Fiyero bounced off Glinda's bubble and stepped on a flying monkey, who....

[skullbank]

Once, at Shiz, a weird Monkey suggested Animals should always wear a pink fuzzy tutu! The Animals thought very little of the crazy Monkey's dress code, so they all danced, teasing the Monkey. But Elphaba saw some sense in another Monkey wearing pink fuzzy mittens.

And she said, "A cute little set of mittens might be nice for killing bugs."

The Monkeys, however, disagreed with Elphaba, preferring instead to just wear nothing. They snatched her frock and put it on fire. Embarrassed, Elphaba noticed Fiyero watching her. He laughed and lent her his rather frilly boxers. She was even polite enough to starch them afterwards, but first she had to go buy a new black frock. Unfortunately, she only could buy a pink Galinda-ish dress with shiny glitter all over it.

Fiyero thought it would be funny if Elphaba's hair changed to match the pink dress. Elphaba wasn't really thrilled about the idea, but love didn't matter, even Fiyero's love, when faced with a glittery pink dress. So, after smashing the monkey's head with her broom, she told Fiyero, "Go buy me a plain frock and I'll stop smashing everything." But there was no way Fiyero would obey Elphaba when his life was in the hands of a little clothing dispute; Glinda would have to buy Elphie another frock, but she bought a parasol to whack people while belting Popular. Maybe she could find a magic changing frock to suit Elphie. "Let's get started," Glinda said. "This purple and yellow frock looks nice."

"It's too expensive," Elphaba complained. "Just get a sack of potatoes and some shoes that'll be heavy enough to flatten the rude, weird monkeys!"

"Okay, okay. Geez!"

But Galinda had already bought the gaudy, colorful frock. So Elphaba whacked Glinda's bubble, which popped and disintegrated. Glinda fell into a deep trance while singing Popular. "Proper boys...talk...it's no use! Elphaba....never...popular!!!"

Elphaba, deeply offended by Galinda's annoying squeaky drawl, gagged her and placed a sock in Galinda's mouth. "There! Eat that, you ugly frock-buying wench!" Elphaba changed the frock into anti-Galinda newsletters and "Attack Galinda" banners adorned Shiz's halls.
Soon, Glinda was set upon by a mad monkey mob, holding flaming torches. Galinda screamed she would have her dearingest darlingest Momsie come and save the day. But when Momsie flew to Shiz, she joined the ever-rebellious protesters and forced Glinda to dance a pretentious jig with Boq. Nessa, jealous, insanely cried out, "Just the girl who has no smarts or wisdom, attack her only!" So Boq stepped outside and he started eating shrubs because he's omnivorous. "Biq!" Glinda wailed. "Nessa's gone crazy! Wear her dress!" Although the combat was intensified, Boq, Tibbett, and Crope bravely ran away and saw Avaric dance a jig with Shen Shen.

"Stop them!" cried Boq. Avaric just decided to ignore Boq's helpless cries and giggle girlishly. Everyone thought he was an arse. Boq, looking quite mortified, jumped over the harvest moon. Elphaba simply gazed as Fiyero fell from the sky into Glinda's arms.
Shocked, Elphie cast a no-touch-men spell on Glinda to prevent Fiyero from going directly into her jello salad. Fiyero bounced off Glinda's bubble and stepped on a flying monkey, who squealed like a

[stars in the sky]

Once, at Shiz, a weird Monkey suggested Animals should always wear a pink fuzzy tutu! The Animals thought very little of the crazy Monkey's dress code, so they all danced, teasing the Monkey. But Elphaba saw some sense in another Monkey wearing pink fuzzy mittens.

And she said, "A cute little set of mittens might be nice for killing bugs."

The Monkeys, however, disagreed with Elphaba, preferring instead to just wear nothing. They snatched her frock and put it on fire. Embarrassed, Elphaba noticed Fiyero watching her. He laughed and lent her his rather frilly boxers. She was even polite enough to starch them afterwards, but first she had to go buy a new black frock. Unfortunately, she only could buy a pink Galinda-ish dress with shiny glitter all over it.

Fiyero thought it would be funny if Elphaba's hair changed to match the pink dress. Elphaba wasn't really thrilled about the idea, but love didn't matter, even Fiyero's love, when faced with a glittery pink dress. So, after smashing the monkey's head with her broom, she told Fiyero, "Go buy me a plain frock and I'll stop smashing everything." But there was no way Fiyero would obey Elphaba when his life was in the hands of a little clothing dispute; Glinda would have to buy Elphie another frock, but she bought a parasol to whack people while belting Popular. Maybe she could find a magic changing frock to suit Elphie. "Let's get started," Glinda said. "This purple and yellow frock looks nice."

"It's too expensive," Elphaba complained. "Just get a sack of potatoes and some shoes that'll be heavy enough to flatten the rude, weird monkeys!"

"Okay, okay. Geez!"

But Galinda had already bought the gaudy, colorful frock. So Elphaba whacked Glinda's bubble, which popped and disintegrated. Glinda fell into a deep trance while singing Popular. "Proper boys...talk...it's no use! Elphaba....never...popular!!!"

Elphaba, deeply offended by Galinda's annoying squeaky drawl, gagged her and placed a sock in Galinda's mouth. "There! Eat that, you ugly frock-buying wench!" Elphaba changed the frock into anti-Galinda newsletters and "Attack Galinda" banners adorned Shiz's halls.
Soon, Glinda was set upon by a mad monkey mob, holding flaming torches. Galinda screamed she would have her dearingest darlingest Momsie come and save the day. But when Momsie flew to Shiz, she joined the ever-rebellious protesters and forced Glinda to dance a pretentious jig with Boq. Nessa, jealous, insanely cried out, "Just the girl who has no smarts or wisdom, attack her only!" So Boq stepped outside and he started eating shrubs because he's omnivorous. "Biq!" Glinda wailed. "Nessa's gone crazy! Wear her dress!" Although the combat was intensified, Boq, Tibbett, and Crope bravely ran away and saw Avaric dance a jig with Shen Shen.

"Stop them!" cried Boq. Avaric just decided to ignore Boq's helpless cries and giggle girlishly. Everyone thought he was an arse. Boq, looking quite mortified, jumped over the harvest moon. Elphaba simply gazed as Fiyero fell from the sky into Glinda's arms.
Shocked, Elphie cast a no-touch-men spell on Glinda to prevent Fiyero from going directly into her jello salad. Fiyero bounced off Glinda's bubble and stepped on a flying monkey, who squealed like a Cheno on steroids

[I Will Be Popular]

Once, at Shiz, a weird Monkey suggested Animals should always wear a pink fuzzy tutu! The Animals thought very little of the crazy Monkey's dress code, so they all danced, teasing the Monkey. But Elphaba saw some sense in another Monkey wearing pink fuzzy mittens.

And she said, "A cute little set of mittens might be nice for killing bugs."

The Monkeys, however, disagreed with Elphaba, preferring instead to just wear nothing. They snatched her frock and put it on fire. Embarrassed, Elphaba noticed Fiyero watching her. He laughed and lent her his rather frilly boxers. She was even polite enough to starch them afterwards, but first she had to go buy a new black frock. Unfortunately, she only could buy a pink Galinda-ish dress with shiny glitter all over it.

Fiyero thought it would be funny if Elphaba's hair changed to match the pink dress. Elphaba wasn't really thrilled about the idea, but love didn't matter, even Fiyero's love, when faced with a glittery pink dress. So, after smashing the monkey's head with her broom, she told Fiyero, "Go buy me a plain frock and I'll stop smashing everything." But there was no way Fiyero would obey Elphaba when his life was in the hands of a little clothing dispute; Glinda would have to buy Elphie another frock, but she bought a parasol to whack people while belting Popular. Maybe she could find a magic changing frock to suit Elphie. "Let's get started," Glinda said. "This purple and yellow frock looks nice."

"It's too expensive," Elphaba complained. "Just get a sack of potatoes and some shoes that'll be heavy enough to flatten the rude, weird monkeys!"

"Okay, okay. Geez!"

But Galinda had already bought the gaudy, colorful frock. So Elphaba whacked Glinda's bubble, which popped and disintegrated. Glinda fell into a deep trance while singing Popular. "Proper boys...talk...it's no use! Elphaba....never...popular!!!"

Elphaba, deeply offended by Galinda's annoying squeaky drawl, gagged her and placed a sock in Galinda's mouth. "There! Eat that, you ugly frock-buying wench!" Elphaba changed the frock into anti-Galinda newsletters and "Attack Galinda" banners adorned Shiz's halls.
Soon, Glinda was set upon by a mad monkey mob, holding flaming torches. Galinda screamed she would have her dearingest darlingest Momsie come and save the day. But when Momsie flew to Shiz, she joined the ever-rebellious protesters and forced Glinda to dance a pretentious jig with Boq. Nessa, jealous, insanely cried out, "Just the girl who has no smarts or wisdom, attack her only!" So Boq stepped outside and he started eating shrubs because he's omnivorous. "Biq!" Glinda wailed. "Nessa's gone crazy! Wear her dress!" Although the combat was intensified, Boq, Tibbett, and Crope bravely ran away and saw Avaric dance a jig with Shen Shen.

"Stop them!" cried Boq. Avaric just decided to ignore Boq's helpless cries and giggle girlishly. Everyone thought he was an arse. Boq, looking quite mortified, jumped over the harvest moon. Elphaba simply gazed as Fiyero fell from the sky into Glinda's arms.
Shocked, Elphie cast a no-touch-men spell on Glinda to prevent Fiyero from going directly into her jello salad. Fiyero bounced off Glinda's bubble and stepped on a flying monkey, who squealed like a Cheno on steroids. Glinda chased Fiyero

[imperfectly_green]

Once, at Shiz, a weird Monkey suggested Animals should always wear a pink fuzzy tutu! The Animals thought very little of the crazy Monkey's dress code, so they all danced, teasing the Monkey. But Elphaba saw some sense in another Monkey wearing pink fuzzy mittens.

And she said, "A cute little set of mittens might be nice for killing bugs."

The Monkeys, however, disagreed with Elphaba, preferring instead to just wear nothing. They snatched her frock and put it on fire. Embarrassed, Elphaba noticed Fiyero watching her. He laughed and lent her his rather frilly boxers. She was even polite enough to starch them afterwards, but first she had to go buy a new black frock. Unfortunately, she only could buy a pink Galinda-ish dress with shiny glitter all over it.

Fiyero thought it would be funny if Elphaba's hair changed to match the pink dress. Elphaba wasn't really thrilled about the idea, but love didn't matter, even Fiyero's love, when faced with a glittery pink dress. So, after smashing the monkey's head with her broom, she told Fiyero, "Go buy me a plain frock and I'll stop smashing everything." But there was no way Fiyero would obey Elphaba when his life was in the hands of a little clothing dispute; Glinda would have to buy Elphie another frock, but she bought a parasol to whack people while belting Popular. Maybe she could find a magic changing frock to suit Elphie. "Let's get started," Glinda said. "This purple and yellow frock looks nice."

"It's too expensive," Elphaba complained. "Just get a sack of potatoes and some shoes that'll be heavy enough to flatten the rude, weird monkeys!"

"Okay, okay. Geez!"

But Galinda had already bought the gaudy, colorful frock. So Elphaba whacked Glinda's bubble, which popped and disintegrated. Glinda fell into a deep trance while singing Popular. "Proper boys...talk...it's no use! Elphaba....never...popular!!!"

Elphaba, deeply offended by Galinda's annoying squeaky drawl, gagged her and placed a sock in Galinda's mouth. "There! Eat that, you ugly frock-buying wench!" Elphaba changed the frock into anti-Galinda newsletters and "Attack Galinda" banners adorned Shiz's halls.
Soon, Glinda was set upon by a mad monkey mob, holding flaming torches. Galinda screamed she would have her dearingest darlingest Momsie come and save the day. But when Momsie flew to Shiz, she joined the ever-rebellious protesters and forced Glinda to dance a pretentious jig with Boq. Nessa, jealous, insanely cried out, "Just the girl who has no smarts or wisdom, attack her only!" So Boq stepped outside and he started eating shrubs because he's omnivorous. "Biq!" Glinda wailed. "Nessa's gone crazy! Wear her dress!" Although the combat was intensified, Boq, Tibbett, and Crope bravely ran away and saw Avaric dance a jig with Shen Shen.

"Stop them!" cried Boq. Avaric just decided to ignore Boq's helpless cries and giggle girlishly. Everyone thought he was an arse. Boq, looking quite mortified, jumped over the harvest moon. Elphaba simply gazed as Fiyero fell from the sky into Glinda's arms.
Shocked, Elphie cast a no-touch-men spell on Glinda to prevent Fiyero from going directly into her jello salad. Fiyero bounced off Glinda's bubble and stepped on a flying monkey, who squealed like a Cheno on steroids. Glinda chased Fiyero over the rainbow...

[DefyingGravity12]

Once, at Shiz, a weird Monkey suggested Animals should always wear a pink fuzzy tutu! The Animals thought very little of the crazy Monkey's dress code, so they all danced, teasing the Monkey. But Elphaba saw some sense in another Monkey wearing pink fuzzy mittens.

And she said, "A cute little set of mittens might be nice for killing bugs."

The Monkeys, however, disagreed with Elphaba, preferring instead to just wear nothing. They snatched her frock and put it on fire. Embarrassed, Elphaba noticed Fiyero watching her. He laughed and lent her his rather frilly boxers. She was even polite enough to starch them afterwards, but first she had to go buy a new black frock. Unfortunately, she only could buy a pink Galinda-ish dress with shiny glitter all over it.

Fiyero thought it would be funny if Elphaba's hair changed to match the pink dress. Elphaba wasn't really thrilled about the idea, but love didn't matter, even Fiyero's love, when faced with a glittery pink dress. So, after smashing the monkey's head with her broom, she told Fiyero, "Go buy me a plain frock and I'll stop smashing everything." But there was no way Fiyero would obey Elphaba when his life was in the hands of a little clothing dispute; Glinda would have to buy Elphie another frock, but she bought a parasol to whack people while belting Popular. Maybe she could find a magic changing frock to suit Elphie. "Let's get started," Glinda said. "This purple and yellow frock looks nice."

"It's too expensive," Elphaba complained. "Just get a sack of potatoes and some shoes that'll be heavy enough to flatten the rude, weird monkeys!"

"Okay, okay. Geez!"

But Galinda had already bought the gaudy, colorful frock. So Elphaba whacked Glinda's bubble, which popped and disintegrated. Glinda fell into a deep trance while singing Popular. "Proper boys...talk...it's no use! Elphaba....never...popular!!!"

Elphaba, deeply offended by Galinda's annoying squeaky drawl, gagged her and placed a sock in Galinda's mouth. "There! Eat that, you ugly frock-buying wench!" Elphaba changed the frock into anti-Galinda newsletters and "Attack Galinda" banners adorned Shiz's halls.
Soon, Glinda was set upon by a mad monkey mob, holding flaming torches. Galinda screamed she would have her dearingest darlingest Momsie come and save the day. But when Momsie flew to Shiz, she joined the ever-rebellious protesters and forced Glinda to dance a pretentious jig with Boq. Nessa, jealous, insanely cried out, "Just the girl who has no smarts or wisdom, attack her only!" So Boq stepped outside and he started eating shrubs because he's omnivorous. "Biq!" Glinda wailed. "Nessa's gone crazy! Wear her dress!" Although the combat was intensified, Boq, Tibbett, and Crope bravely ran away and saw Avaric dance a jig with Shen Shen.

"Stop them!" cried Boq. Avaric just decided to ignore Boq's helpless cries and giggle girlishly. Everyone thought he was an arse. Boq, looking quite mortified, jumped over the harvest moon. Elphaba simply gazed as Fiyero fell from the sky into Glinda's arms.
Shocked, Elphie cast a no-touch-men spell on Glinda to prevent Fiyero from going directly into her jello salad. Fiyero bounced off Glinda's bubble and stepped on a flying monkey, who squealed like a Cheno on steroids. Glinda chased Fiyero over the rainbow, ridding Oz of...

[skullbank]

Once, at Shiz, a weird Monkey suggested Animals should always wear a pink fuzzy tutu! The Animals thought very little of the crazy Monkey's dress code, so they all danced, teasing the Monkey. But Elphaba saw some sense in another Monkey wearing pink fuzzy mittens.

And she said, "A cute little set of mittens might be nice for killing bugs."

The Monkeys, however, disagreed with Elphaba, preferring instead to just wear nothing. They snatched her frock and put it on fire. Embarrassed, Elphaba noticed Fiyero watching her. He laughed and lent her his rather frilly boxers. She was even polite enough to starch them afterwards, but first she had to go buy a new black frock. Unfortunately, she only could buy a pink Galinda-ish dress with shiny glitter all over it.

Fiyero thought it would be funny if Elphaba's hair changed to match the pink dress. Elphaba wasn't really thrilled about the idea, but love didn't matter, even Fiyero's love, when faced with a glittery pink dress. So, after smashing the monkey's head with her broom, she told Fiyero, "Go buy me a plain frock and I'll stop smashing everything." But there was no way Fiyero would obey Elphaba when his life was in the hands of a little clothing dispute; Glinda would have to buy Elphie another frock, but she bought a parasol to whack people while belting Popular. Maybe she could find a magic changing frock to suit Elphie. "Let's get started," Glinda said. "This purple and yellow frock looks nice."

"It's too expensive," Elphaba complained. "Just get a sack of potatoes and some shoes that'll be heavy enough to flatten the rude, weird monkeys!"

"Okay, okay. Geez!"

But Galinda had already bought the gaudy, colorful frock. So Elphaba whacked Glinda's bubble, which popped and disintegrated. Glinda fell into a deep trance while singing Popular. "Proper boys...talk...it's no use! Elphaba....never...popular!!!"

Elphaba, deeply offended by Galinda's annoying squeaky drawl, gagged her and placed a sock in Galinda's mouth. "There! Eat that, you ugly frock-buying wench!" Elphaba changed the frock into anti-Galinda newsletters and "Attack Galinda" banners adorned Shiz's halls.
Soon, Glinda was set upon by a mad monkey mob, holding flaming torches. Galinda screamed she would have her dearingest darlingest Momsie come and save the day. But when Momsie flew to Shiz, she joined the ever-rebellious protesters and forced Glinda to dance a pretentious jig with Boq. Nessa, jealous, insanely cried out, "Just the girl who has no smarts or wisdom, attack her only!" So Boq stepped outside and he started eating shrubs because he's omnivorous. "Biq!" Glinda wailed. "Nessa's gone crazy! Wear her dress!" Although the combat was intensified, Boq, Tibbett, and Crope bravely ran away and saw Avaric dance a jig with Shen Shen.

"Stop them!" cried Boq. Avaric just decided to ignore Boq's helpless cries and giggle girlishly. Everyone thought he was an arse. Boq, looking quite mortified, jumped over the harvest moon. Elphaba simply gazed as Fiyero fell from the sky into Glinda's arms.
Shocked, Elphie cast a no-touch-men spell on Glinda to prevent Fiyero from going directly into her jello salad. Fiyero bounced off Glinda's bubble and stepped on a flying monkey, who squealed like a Cheno on steroids. Glinda chased Fiyero over the rainbow, ridding Oz of infuriatingly girlish pants.

[I Will Be Popular]

Once, at Shiz, a weird Monkey suggested Animals should always wear a pink fuzzy tutu! The Animals thought very little of the crazy Monkey's dress code, so they all danced, teasing the Monkey. But Elphaba saw some sense in another Monkey wearing pink fuzzy mittens.

And she said, "A cute little set of mittens might be nice for killing bugs."

The Monkeys, however, disagreed with Elphaba, preferring instead to just wear nothing. They snatched her frock and put it on fire. Embarrassed, Elphaba noticed Fiyero watching her. He laughed and lent her his rather frilly boxers. She was even polite enough to starch them afterwards, but first she had to go buy a new black frock. Unfortunately, she only could buy a pink Galinda-ish dress with shiny glitter all over it.

Fiyero thought it would be funny if Elphaba's hair changed to match the pink dress. Elphaba wasn't really thrilled about the idea, but love didn't matter, even Fiyero's love, when faced with a glittery pink dress. So, after smashing the monkey's head with her broom, she told Fiyero, "Go buy me a plain frock and I'll stop smashing everything." But there was no way Fiyero would obey Elphaba when his life was in the hands of a little clothing dispute; Glinda would have to buy Elphie another frock, but she bought a parasol to whack people while belting Popular. Maybe she could find a magic changing frock to suit Elphie. "Let's get started," Glinda said. "This purple and yellow frock looks nice."

"It's too expensive," Elphaba complained. "Just get a sack of potatoes and some shoes that'll be heavy enough to flatten the rude, weird monkeys!"

"Okay, okay. Geez!"

But Galinda had already bought the gaudy, colorful frock. So Elphaba whacked Glinda's bubble, which popped and disintegrated. Glinda fell into a deep trance while singing Popular. "Proper boys...talk...it's no use! Elphaba....never...popular!!!"

Elphaba, deeply offended by Galinda's annoying squeaky drawl, gagged her and placed a sock in Galinda's mouth. "There! Eat that, you ugly frock-buying wench!" Elphaba changed the frock into anti-Galinda newsletters and "Attack Galinda" banners adorned Shiz's halls.
Soon, Glinda was set upon by a mad monkey mob, holding flaming torches. Galinda screamed she would have her dearingest darlingest Momsie come and save the day. But when Momsie flew to Shiz, she joined the ever-rebellious protesters and forced Glinda to dance a pretentious jig with Boq. Nessa, jealous, insanely cried out, "Just the girl who has no smarts or wisdom, attack her only!" So Boq stepped outside and he started eating shrubs because he's omnivorous. "Biq!" Glinda wailed. "Nessa's gone crazy! Wear her dress!" Although the combat was intensified, Boq, Tibbett, and Crope bravely ran away and saw Avaric dance a jig with Shen Shen.

"Stop them!" cried Boq. Avaric just decided to ignore Boq's helpless cries and giggle girlishly. Everyone thought he was an arse. Boq, looking quite mortified, jumped over the harvest moon. Elphaba simply gazed as Fiyero fell from the sky into Glinda's arms.
Shocked, Elphie cast a no-touch-men spell on Glinda to prevent Fiyero from going directly into her jello salad. Fiyero bounced off Glinda's bubble and stepped on a flying monkey, who squealed like a Cheno on steroids. Glinda chased Fiyero over the rainbow, ridding Oz of infuriatingly girlish pants. Boq, however, decided

[IluvIdina]

Once, at Shiz, a weird Monkey suggested Animals should always wear a pink fuzzy tutu! The Animals thought very little of the crazy Monkey's dress code, so they all danced, teasing the Monkey. But Elphaba saw some sense in another Monkey wearing pink fuzzy mittens.
And she said, "A cute little set of mittens might be nice for killing bugs."
The Monkeys, however, disagreed with Elphaba, preferring instead to just wear nothing. They snatched her frock and put it on fire. Embarrassed, Elphaba noticed Fiyero watching her. He laughed and lent her his rather frilly boxers. She was even polite enough to starch them afterwards, but first she had to go buy a new black frock. Unfortunately, she only could buy a pink Galinda-ish dress with shiny glitter all over it.
Fiyero thought it would be funny if Elphaba's hair changed to match the pink dress. Elphaba wasn't really thrilled about the idea, but love didn't matter, even Fiyero's love, when faced with a glittery pink dress. So, after smashing the monkey's head with her broom, she told Fiyero, "Go buy me a plain frock and I'll stop smashing everything." But there was no way Fiyero would obey Elphaba when his life was in the hands of a little clothing dispute; Glinda would have to buy Elphie another frock, but she bought a parasol to whack people while belting Popular. Maybe she could find a magic changing frock to suit Elphie. "Let's get started," Glinda said. "This purple and yellow frock looks nice."
"It's too expensive," Elphaba complained. "Just get a sack of potatoes and some shoes that'll be heavy enough to flatten the rude, weird monkeys!"
"Okay, okay. Geez!"
But Galinda had already bought the gaudy, colorful frock. So Elphaba whacked Glinda's bubble, which popped and disintegrated. Glinda fell into a deep trance while singing Popular. "Proper boys...talk...it's no use! Elphaba....never...popular!!!"
Elphaba, deeply offended by Galinda's annoying squeaky drawl, gagged her and placed a sock in Galinda's mouth. "There! Eat that, you ugly frock-buying wench!" Elphaba changed the frock into anti-Galinda newsletters and "Attack Galinda" banners adorned Shiz's halls.
Soon, Glinda was set upon by a mad monkey mob, holding flaming torches. Galinda screamed she would have her dearingest darlingest Momsie come and save the day. But when Momsie flew to Shiz, she joined the ever-rebellious protesters and forced Glinda to dance a pretentious jig with Boq. Nessa, jealous, insanely cried out, "Just the girl who has no smarts or wisdom, attack her only!" So Boq stepped outside and he started eating shrubs because he's omnivorous. "Biq!" Glinda wailed. "Nessa's gone crazy! Wear her dress!" Although the combat was intensified, Boq, Tibbett, and Crope bravely ran away and saw Avaric dance a jig with Shen Shen.
"Stop them!" cried Boq. Avaric just decided to ignore Boq's helpless cries and giggle girlishly. Everyone thought he was an arse. Boq, looking quite mortified, jumped over the harvest moon. Elphaba simply gazed as Fiyero fell from the sky into Glinda's arms.
Shocked, Elphie cast a no-touch-men spell on Glinda to prevent Fiyero from going directly into her jello salad. Fiyero bounced off Glinda's bubble and stepped on a flying monkey, who squealed like a Cheno on steroids. Glinda chased Fiyero over the rainbow, ridding Oz of infuriatingly girlish pants. Boq, however, decided
To become a.

[DefyingGravity12]

Once, at Shiz, a weird Monkey suggested Animals should always wear a pink fuzzy tutu! The Animals thought very little of the crazy Monkey's dress code, so they all danced, teasing the Monkey. But Elphaba saw some sense in another Monkey wearing pink fuzzy mittens.
And she said, "A cute little set of mittens might be nice for killing bugs."
The Monkeys, however, disagreed with Elphaba, preferring instead to just wear nothing. They snatched her frock and put it on fire. Embarrassed, Elphaba noticed Fiyero watching her. He laughed and lent her his rather frilly boxers. She was even polite enough to starch them afterwards, but first she had to go buy a new black frock. Unfortunately, she only could buy a pink Galinda-ish dress with shiny glitter all over it.
Fiyero thought it would be funny if Elphaba's hair changed to match the pink dress. Elphaba wasn't really thrilled about the idea, but love didn't matter, even Fiyero's love, when faced with a glittery pink dress. So, after smashing the monkey's head with her broom, she told Fiyero, "Go buy me a plain frock and I'll stop smashing everything." But there was no way Fiyero would obey Elphaba when his life was in the hands of a little clothing dispute; Glinda would have to buy Elphie another frock, but she bought a parasol to whack people while belting Popular. Maybe she could find a magic changing frock to suit Elphie. "Let's get started," Glinda said. "This purple and yellow frock looks nice."
"It's too expensive," Elphaba complained. "Just get a sack of potatoes and some shoes that'll be heavy enough to flatten the rude, weird monkeys!"
"Okay, okay. Geez!"
But Galinda had already bought the gaudy, colorful frock. So Elphaba whacked Glinda's bubble, which popped and disintegrated. Glinda fell into a deep trance while singing Popular. "Proper boys...talk...it's no use! Elphaba....never...popular!!!"
Elphaba, deeply offended by Galinda's annoying squeaky drawl, gagged her and placed a sock in Galinda's mouth. "There! Eat that, you ugly frock-buying wench!" Elphaba changed the frock into anti-Galinda newsletters and "Attack Galinda" banners adorned Shiz's halls.
Soon, Glinda was set upon by a mad monkey mob, holding flaming torches. Galinda screamed she would have her dearingest darlingest Momsie come and save the day. But when Momsie flew to Shiz, she joined the ever-rebellious protesters and forced Glinda to dance a pretentious jig with Boq. Nessa, jealous, insanely cried out, "Just the girl who has no smarts or wisdom, attack her only!" So Boq stepped outside and he started eating shrubs because he's omnivorous. "Biq!" Glinda wailed. "Nessa's gone crazy! Wear her dress!" Although the combat was intensified, Boq, Tibbett, and Crope bravely ran away and saw Avaric dance a jig with Shen Shen.
"Stop them!" cried Boq. Avaric just decided to ignore Boq's helpless cries and giggle girlishly. Everyone thought he was an arse. Boq, looking quite mortified, jumped over the harvest moon. Elphaba simply gazed as Fiyero fell from the sky into Glinda's arms.
Shocked, Elphie cast a no-touch-men spell on Glinda to prevent Fiyero from going directly into her jello salad. Fiyero bounced off Glinda's bubble and stepped on a flying monkey, who squealed like a Cheno on steroids. Glinda chased Fiyero over the rainbow, ridding Oz of infuriatingly girlish pants. Boq, however, decided
To become a Galinda impersonator at....