Post by I Will Be Popular on Sept 30, 2005 21:11:04 GMT -5
So my friend and I were in IPS (Introduction to Physical Science) a cuople days ago and we were do something called deminsional analysis. I said, "You know what? I don't get this deminsional analysis personality dialysis thing" and we decided to rewrite Popular using IPS terms. It's really funny, actually.
Whenever I see someone
Not acing IPS
(And let's face it - who is
Acing IPS?)
My big, huge brain
Tends to start to think
And when some grades need a makeover
I simply have to take over
I know, I know exactly what they need
And even in this case
Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face
Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed
Follow my lead
And yes, indeed
You will ace:
IPS!
You're gonna ace IPS!
I'll teach you the proper skills
And, yes, you will
Succeed and get good grades! Ooh!
I'll show you what tools to use
And how not to lose
Your homework, and you’ll have it made
To ace IPS!
I'll help you ace IPS!
You'll hang with the science whiz
And you'll love a quiz
Know the terms you've got to know
So let's start
'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go…
Don't be offended by my data analysis
Think of it as dimensional…analysis
Now that I've chosen to be come a scientist
And adviser
There's nobody wiser
Not when it comes to IPS -
I know about IPS
And with an assist from me
To get A’s and B’s
Instead of dreary C’s and D’s
Well, F’s
There's nothing that can stop you
From acing IPS
S!
La la la la
You’re gonna ace
IPS!
When I see depressing bad marks
Written so they’re permanently dark
I remind the receiver on their own behalf
To think of
Celebrated heads of state or
Especially great communicators
Did they wear pink or makeup?
Don't make me laugh!
They aced IPS! Please -
It's all about IPS!
It's about aptitude
Not the way you're viewed
So it's very shrewd to be
Acing IPS
Like me!
Why, your report card, look at it. It’s beautiful.
I - I have to study.
You're welcome!
And though you protest
Your disinterest
I know eventually
You're gonna grin and bear it
Your new found A in IPS
La la la la
You'll love IPS -
Just not as quite as much
As me!
My favorite part is the "To get A's and B's
Instead of dreary C's and D's
Well, F's" ;D
Whenever I see someone
Not acing IPS
(And let's face it - who is
Acing IPS?)
My big, huge brain
Tends to start to think
And when some grades need a makeover
I simply have to take over
I know, I know exactly what they need
And even in this case
Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face
Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed
Follow my lead
And yes, indeed
You will ace:
IPS!
You're gonna ace IPS!
I'll teach you the proper skills
And, yes, you will
Succeed and get good grades! Ooh!
I'll show you what tools to use
And how not to lose
Your homework, and you’ll have it made
To ace IPS!
I'll help you ace IPS!
You'll hang with the science whiz
And you'll love a quiz
Know the terms you've got to know
So let's start
'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go…
Don't be offended by my data analysis
Think of it as dimensional…analysis
Now that I've chosen to be come a scientist
And adviser
There's nobody wiser
Not when it comes to IPS -
I know about IPS
And with an assist from me
To get A’s and B’s
Instead of dreary C’s and D’s
Well, F’s
There's nothing that can stop you
From acing IPS
S!
La la la la
You’re gonna ace
IPS!
When I see depressing bad marks
Written so they’re permanently dark
I remind the receiver on their own behalf
To think of
Celebrated heads of state or
Especially great communicators
Did they wear pink or makeup?
Don't make me laugh!
They aced IPS! Please -
It's all about IPS!
It's about aptitude
Not the way you're viewed
So it's very shrewd to be
Acing IPS
Like me!
Why, your report card, look at it. It’s beautiful.
I - I have to study.
You're welcome!
And though you protest
Your disinterest
I know eventually
You're gonna grin and bear it
Your new found A in IPS
La la la la
You'll love IPS -
Just not as quite as much
As me!
My favorite part is the "To get A's and B's
Instead of dreary C's and D's
Well, F's" ;D
.
defying insomnia....*laughs like Joanne in Happy New Year after telling Maureen to 'start hoisting, WENCH!'*
