Fairly Odd Wicked

[Canged_For_The_Better]

Ya, it's a crossover to the cartoon Fairly Odd Parents and Wicked. I've been calling it FOP latley, but I realized half of you won't know what it means. If you want the theme song to FOP, so you'll understand the parody of the theme song I made, go here:


www.butchhartman.com/new_site/html/audio.htm

The kid holding the tape recorder is Timmy Turner, he's the main character of the show.

Elphaba: *To Timmy* Now, you're not, twirp! For info. of the show, go here:

www.tvtome.com/FairlyOddParents/index.html

TV tome is a bad site for looking into new episodes, but good when it comes to telling about the show. Oh, and this is more based on the book, so it has Frex and Melena, and Nessa has no arms. And Elphaba's evil babysitter is Morrible's nephew. *Lighting flashes*

The whole Wicked Cast: OH, THE HORROR!!!!!!!!

Yeah, his name is Ricky and he's just as bad Vick-Er......Morrible. Anyway, here it goes:

[Theme song time]

Elphaba is an average kid who know one understands. Melena, Frex, and Ricky always get in her command.
Ricky: Mop the celings and sweep the floor!!!!!!! [Ya, I got that from Cinderella ] But, in the tome and doom up in her room, they broken in instantly, magic little brooms grant her every wish, 'cause in reality they are her, Odd parents! Fairly odd parents!!!!
Wanda: Wands and wings!
Cosmo: Floaty crowny things!
Odd parents! Fairly odd parents! [Eh, I can't think of anything else]

If anyone could help me think of the rest of the lyrics, I'd like that.



Elphaba: *Playing with a doll, actually bitting it's head off, but, ummmmm....still* MWAHAHA!!!!!!!

Nessarose: *In little baby talk* Elphie!!!! Swtop wurting the poor, innocent, dolly.

Elphaba: It's not innocent, just look at it. *Holds the doll out, it looks like a Barbie doll and Barbie dolls are EVIILLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!*

Nessarose *Starts to cry*

[Frex and Melena rush in]

Frex&Melena: What's going on? *Glares at Elphaba* Elphaba, what did you do?

Elphaba: NOTHING!!!!!!

Nessorose: She's wurting the poor, innocent dolly!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *Frex scoops Nessarose up and glares at Elphaba*

Frex: *Sternly* Elphaba, is that true?

Elphaba: Well, yes, but, it's not like it has feelings or anything-

Frex: That's enough!!!!

[Nanny hears the commotion and comes in, not to happy]

Nanny: What's going on? Can't Nanny ever get her afternoon beauty nap!? *Sees Nessarose crying and Elphaba looking angry with her arms cross. Glares at Frex and Melena* What have you and your bad parenting skills done?

Frex&Melena: NOTHING!!!!!!

Nanny: The thing with you Thorrps [sp?] is when you say nothing, it usually means something.

Elphaba: *Crossosly* Aien't that the truth.

Nanny: Hush, child, go back to doing.......*Sees the head of Elphaba's doll broken* Ummmmmm.......

Nessarose: Terroizing innocent dollys!? *Begins sobbing even louder*

Nanny: Uhhhhhhh.......Ya, let's go with that. *To Frex and Melena* This simply can not go on. Nanny has a life too. A part of Nanny still want to be a wild little thing. *Starts dancing, showing her point*

Melena: 0_0 Nanny, never do that again.

Nanny: -_- Anyway, the point is, Nanny wants to do stuff, go out on the town-

Melena: You're having a mid-life crisis aren't you?

Nanny: NO! of course not! Nanny just wants to have fun before her life ends forever!

Frex: Nanny, your life will never end forever, the Unknown God will, if your good, take you to the spirtual realm, where you'll live forever-

Melena: *Cuts Frex off by giving the death glare of doom* What's your point, Nanny?

Nanny: We need a babysitter.

Frex&Melena: A WHAT!!!!!!!!

Nanny: Does Nanny have to prounounce it. a ba-by-si-tter. I know you guys want too.

Melena: No, I don't think-

Nanny: Think about it: A romantic evening, no children in sight, just you Frex and maybe some romantic candlelight.

Melena: *Suddely excited* Oh could we Frex?!

Nanny: Yeah, Frex, I can go to the Rush Margians and get someone.

Elphaba: You mean a day without parents!!!! 0_o NEATO!!!!!!

Nessarose: Are we getting a babysitter, daddy?

[Frex gulps and looks at everyone staring at him]

Melena: It'll be the best night of out lives........

Elphaba: *Jumping on the couch* YAYYY!!!! NO PARENTS, NO PARENTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Nessarose: *Just smiles, oblivous*

Nanny: *Smiles, knowing she has Frex conered*

Frex: OKAY!!!!!!

All: [Except Nessarose, who's oblivous] YAYYY!!!!!

To Be Continued........

Ok, it'll get better later when Elphaba meets Cosmo and Wanda.